Anonymous asked: I COULD MAKE A DIRTY JOKE ABOUT THAT CONTORTING LINE, BUT I SHALL REFRAIN.
*Rolls his eyes, turning a page in his book* How kind of you…
Anonymous asked: IT MUST BE NICE TO BE ABLE TO DISLOCATE YOUR JAW AT WILL.
Such a feat is quite easy, as are contorting the features of this form in any number of seemingly odd, or even impossible, manners. It stems from my true form, of which this body is only a assumed shape, being almost entirely amorphous.
Anonymous asked: FUNNY. I ALWAYS PICTURED YOU AS THE TYPE THAT'D SIT IN SOME DARK HALL AND MOODILY PLAY THE ORGAN BY YOUR LONESOME.
I have never done such a thing.
Anonymous asked: AW, KATZ, C'MON, YOU'RE GENRE-SAVVY ENOUGH. OBVIOUSLY YOU WANT TO HAVE MOK'S ADOPTED SCIENCE BABIES, THAT'S ALLLLLLL.
That is an utterly ridiculous notion. Though I am more than certain that you are aware of how nonsensical it is as well. Especially if you have ever encountered Mok.
Anonymous asked: "A SIMPLE, MUNDANE WOMAN"? AREN'T YOU A CHARMER, KATZ OLD BOY. I BET THAT LINE WORKS WONDERS ON THE LADIES.
*Reaches for his nearby book, flipping to his current page* Most of the members of my grandsons’ non-demonic side would be summarized as such, if you asked of me. Women, men, regardless. They have little to offer, in terms of ability or potential, and thus are worth no attention.
Anonymous asked: WHY SO TSUNDERE THO. WHEN YOU GONNA OWN UP THAT YOU GOT, GOT, GOT IT BAD?
And what, exactly, have I ‘got bad’?
Anonymous asked: BUT KATZ, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO MEET THE WOMAN WHO CAN MAKE DANNY QUAKE IN HIS BOOTS WITHOUT SO MUCH AS LOOKING AT HIM?
Considering that he’s become a creature capable of being put into a self-pitying stupor by unkind words and frequent mishaps, then I am not surprised a simple, mundane woman can make him frightened. Even at his best he was always a much more cowardly creature than he would have ever cared to admit…
So, to answer your question, no I would not.
Anonymous asked: DO YOU PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? OR IS MUSIC SIMPLY TOO BASE FOR YOU TO BOTHER WITH?
Music can be mildly entertaining to me, at times. I enjoy playing the piano when the mood strikes me, and I have always had a penchant for the violin.
Anonymous asked: WHAT. IS YOUR OPINION OF TREES.
I have none. They exist, and I do as well. And neither of us have ever made life particularly difficult for the other. So there is no need for an opinion to be formed.
Anonymous asked: OOH YES, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE OTHER SIDE OF TOM'S FAMILY.
And why, exactly, would I ever wish to? So I can gawk at the depths of which my son has dragged our family lineage? No, I think not. My grandson has almost no merit to him, and the abilities he does have, that seem to have any potential, are attributed to Dantalion. So I can’t imagine there would be anything to discover about the other side of his family.
